Having been recently dumped and evicted, 30-something writer and comic book collector William Grady arrives at Sunshine Self Storage with a U-Haul truck full of his worldly possessions. As he enters the facility, William witnesses the store manager, Renny, a surly Russian, fire his only employee, T.J., a tough-as-nails, charming badass. Seizing the opportunity, William ends his otherwise crappy day not only with a place to store his precious belongings but also gainfully employed.
The job comes with one caveat: NEVER go to the 6th floor.
On the job, William meets Samantha, a sexy, kick-ass, roller-derby queen who is tasked with cleaning out her recently deceased grandfather’s storage unit. Smitten, William agrees to accompany “Sam”. But en route, they are accosted and held hostage by T.J. and his gang of thugs who have returned to retrieve their secret marijuana grow-op.
T.J. discovers his crop has been destroyed by a strange, black, viscous fluid leaking from above. He orders William to find the source of the fluid, leading everyone to a spooky, seemingly abandoned storage unit deep within the pitch black hallways of the verboten 6th floor.
When they enter the dark, eerie storage unit, the last thing any of them expect is to awaken an ancient, powerful, deadly vampire named Katharina, Dracula’s first progeny and one true love, who has been held for centuries in bondage.
Now, trapped in the labyrinthine hallways of this creepy self-storage facility, William, Samantha, T.J., & his gang must band together to save themselves and to stop Katharina and her army of vicious vampire squalls from escaping into the world. The clock is ticking, because once the sun sets, no one is safe.
"Self Storage" is a fast-paced, punk rock vampire flick that satisfies horror fans, gore hounds, comic book lovers, and undead aficionados from every facet of the vampiric spectrum! It’s a film that harkens back to a time before vampires are sparkly and full of angst. With equal parts humor and terror, "Self Storage" is an action-packed throwback to the '80s and ‘90s... when the vampire genre has TEETH.
Forget "Twilight"... pray for DAYLIGHT.
