Have you ever heard of an airline whose employees are instructed to hit denying pregnant passengers in the stomach in order to prevent their unborn babies from getting a free ride, or a special whistling technique of extracting important information from people while they're asleep, or maybe a prank which not only lets you believe that you have won the lottery, but also lets you collect the money in a local bank? These are just some of the things which young David has to go through in order to save his marriage and keep his beautiful, cheating wife around till death do them part. The fact that he doesn't know the truth about his wife's overall sex life drives David crazy. All he knows is that she has to be either the very best or the very worst of all wives, with the accent on very. He is certain that she is very very, and he is willing to go to extreme lengths to show her that he can be the same. The story is dedicated to my wife, and to that whore, destiny, which often has me write the story and then sees me live through it.
